- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
— A lie my mother told me (via allmymetaphors)
"Ever since happiness heard your name, it has been running through the streets trying to find you."
— Hafez
Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
I can die happy now.
what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering ‘why won’t you just let me do nice things ‘
May 18th
8:43 PM
8:43 PM
I really, really hate goodbyes.
If any of us become famous painters, film makers, photographers, illustrators, et cetera, we have to hide lemons in all our works. It’ll be our inside joke and it’ll confuse historians for centuries, okay? Okay.
